Donald Trump Jr. has really upped the ante on how ignorant he presents himself to the general public. On Thursday, special counsel Robert Mueller and his team of investigators revealed they don’t plan to prosecute the president’s eldest son for collusion because he is “too ignorant to violate election laws.”
The conclusion expressed in in the Mueller report did not name 41-year-old Don Jr. as innocent, but rather, too dim to knowingly break campaign laws:
“The Office determined that the government would not be likely to obtain and sustain a conviction for two other reasons: first, the Office did not obtain admissible evidence likely to meet the government’s burden to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that these individuals acted ‘willfully,’ i.e., with general knowledge of the illegality of their conduct; and, second, the government would likely encounter difficulty in proving beyond a reasonable doubt that the value of the promised information exceeded the threshold for a criminal violation.”
While most full-grown adults wouldn’t feel so excited about being officially called too ignorant to commit a crime, Don Jr. took it as a win and immediately posted an all caps rebuttal on his Twitter.
As if to corroborate the Mueller Report’s estimation of his intelligence, Don Jr.’s response was exactly what a child would yell after being accused of something by their parents. This did not go unnoticed by the general public.
You truly don’t know that Mueller called you the dumbest apple under your dad’s tree, do you?
People were quick to point out the irony of him celebrating over being called stupid, while others assumed he didn’t fully read the report’s estimation of him.
You might wanna keep the braggadicia down there, Jr. I realize you live with many challenges and don’t have the capability to understand big concepts but Mueller concluded you were too dumb to know what you were doing. He didn’t say you didn’t do it. Get well soon.
Others pointed out how the report in no way makes Don Jr. look innocent, in fact, this will likely not be the last word on his innocence.
Dude. You don’t know what’s coming do you? You are just too damn dumb to see it. This is not the end of investigations…it’s the beginning. And Mueller’s conclusions don’t exonerate you, they confirm everyone’s worst suspicions about you. You won’t like how this story ends.
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